What is the definition of Steamer Tailed?

A 'teamer tailed' thing is basically an animal with a tail that's so long, it's like a living, breathing version of the classic 'Spider-Man' web-slinging contraption but instead of swinging from webs, it's swinging around in a giant, hairy tail. Imagine a sloth, but with a side of 'I've got more hair than a circus' and a side of 'I might just give you a shock every time I whip it around!'

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "The steamer-tailed orangutan decided to cross the neon-lit highway, leaving a trail of spilled coffee and a side of existential dread."